Step 1: Acquire some cookies.
Step 2: Use your ass to turn the cookies into spaghetti.
Step 3: Lick the spaghetti 1,000 times in 1 seond.
Step 4: Take a garbage bath.
Step 5: Fart-fly to Dumpstertopia.
Step 6: Throw cookies at the dumpsters of Dumpstertopia.
Step 7: As you slowly die of Dumpsteritis, you will discover an anus.
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